I'm Sorry!!

I've read a couple of these on different blogs now and think they are hilarious. I can't promise mine will be but.. I thought I'd do one as well :)


Dear Ms. Cindy: I'm sorry I told my mom you made the nursery class play a game where i had to kiss boys, just because I didn't want to play the game. I'm sorry that my mom called you, furious, and you had to tell her I was a big fat liar.

Dear Other Nursery School Lady: I'm sorry I got shoved into your class because Ms. Cindy no longer wanted a liar in her classroom.

Dear Mom: I'm sorry I lied to you about that..

Dear Jessi: I'm sorry I told mom to video record you singing Mariah Carrey at the top of your lungs in your room... then tried to show it to everyone you knew. It was so funny though!

Dear TransSexual customer at Hallmark: I'm sorry I was so shocked at seeing a trans sexual that I had to leave the register to go to the backroom and nervously laugh it off. Oh dear..

Dear Hannah: I'm sorry I always fed you really gross foods when we'd play "Guess what I'm feeding you". and I'm sorry that I spit gum into your hair on the playground and your mom had to use a butter knife with margarine to scrape it out.

Dear Hannah's mom: I'm sorry I destroyed your home and basically lived there my entire youth.

Dear Dusty: I'm sorry that I always ask you if you are shrinking when I am wearing high heals. I'm sorry that I decide to get the mail, leave it in my car.. and forget about the water bill in the stack..

Dear Mom: I'm sorry everytime I bring Ellie to your house, she poops on your carpet.

Dear Dad: I'm sorry I scream and run away from you every time you start to do that high pitched cough... *shudder*

My Dear FIL: I'm sorry when you gagged at the dogs throw up, I angrily shot out a "Seriously?!" and stomped out of the room..

Dear Dusty: I'm sorry I won't let you have a gun.. not gonna happen, Bub!

Dear Adams Homes homeowner: I'm sorry I had to hang up on you, but yelling at me about a warranty issue isn't going to get you anywhere.

Dear Jessica: I'm sorry about all of the borrowed clothes and shoes... that I still havn't returned.

Dear Mom: I'm sorry you had to force me to get a job when I was 16 and i wasn't willing or happy to go to my job at Buffalo's..

Dear Buffalo's: I'm sorry I had to call my mom one evening asking her permission to quit my job, I'm sorry I left in the middle of my shift and never returned.

Dear Cute Family at Church: I'm sorry I stare at your cute kids in Sacrament Meeting..I'm sorry you think I'm creepy.. I just really love to watch your cute babies

Dear Dusty: I'm sorry I have off the wall screaming Break Downs when you want to watch a football game when I want to watch Food Network.

Dear Unsuspecting Bloggers: I'm sorry that I stumble upon your cute blogs, read your fun entries and have no idea who you are. I'm sorry I comment on your posts thinking we could start a blog friendship but.. alas.. you aren't willing. I'm sorry.

Dear Kim G: I'm sorry at my SIL's wedding I said to you in my best Mall Girl voice "You're Like, the BEST photographer in the World" and you took it as sarcasm... I really did mean it

Dear Mandi: I'm sorry I told you I never wanted to have a 2 year old child after baby sitting Parker...