Humiliated.

Why does the most embarrassing things happen to me? So, im sitting here at my desk, and my pants are feeling rather tight today, I work as a receptionist so I can't be sitting here with unbuttoned jeans if someone walks in. So I've heard of this trick with your button that you can use a pony tail holder and make your jeans looser. So im plotting how I can maneuver this trick. Under my desk? No... too risky. So i move to the dimly lit conference room to loosen my jeans. Keeping a close eye on the hallway. All of a sudden! I hear the front door open and PANIC. I look into the hall while in the middle of fiddling with my button and in walks the Production Manager (A MAN) and i stupidly say "Oh, Sorry!" and he keeps walking by, pretending not to notice me. Oh the humiliation. Who knows what kind of filthy idiot he thinks I am now...